At Pelgrane Press, all of our freelancers and associates are assigned a codename*, usually one they don’t like, then we can blackmail them into doing stuff we want in return for changing this alias. Some of the codenames we have already are Arctic Moose, Wikipizza, the Hindmost, Tiddles, Ginger Diva and Gerald the Gorilla. If I have mentioned you by name, just can probably add “ster” on the end of your first or surname.
Here, using this technique, I force Wade Rockett, the Rockettster to do a video. Next up, Gerald in a gorilla suit.
* I am making most of this up. I just wanted Wade to do the video